I hang a lot of things.  I hang Christmas lights.  I “hang loose” (terrible).  I hang pants when i choose to be an adult.  But what’s with all this crap people keep hanging from their rear-view-mirrors?  Is that the ONLY place left in your car that’s free of clutter?  And a “dreamcatcher” is what you’ve decided to go with?  The ENTIRE world as your oyster and that’s your #1 choice?  Is it lost on you that a “dreamcatcher” is only active when you’re in la-la-land?  The LAST place I need you sleeping is behind the wheel.

Newsflash…that Dreamcatcher will only be catching you 2 things:

1. Deer ticks from those “authentic” bird feathers you slapped together for this latest project.
2. Increased insurance rates when you T-Bone that dude exiting the 7-11 parking lot because he’s in your 8-inch blindspot.

Do us all a favor and hang that active petri dish in your basement lab.  Thanks.